PLEASE let this verdict stand

"God Hates Fags" church (aka the Pestilence Known as Fred Phelps and His Ilk) ordered to pay $10.9 million for funeral protest

I wish I hadn't eaten dinner before reading this because this is so tasty and delicious I could have saved myself a bunch of calories.

Truth

Newark Airport - conveniently located just minutes away from the exact center of hell!