Guinness: (surreptitious chewing plastic bag noise)
Me: Guinness?
Guinness: (louder faster chewing plastic bag noise)
Me: Guinness!!!
Guinness: (warp speed chewing plastic bag noise)
Me: GUINNESS!!!!!
Guinness: Mrroow? What did I do, bitch?
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what was he chewing on?
Her self-respect.
Both of you need to be muffocated
ME??? What the FUCK did I do? I just asked an obvious question.
"muffocated" somehow, that sounds dirty. Which, of course, means i'm all for it, whatever it is.
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