I'm wearing a tank top and forgot to shave the underarms this morning. I have a shrug/shawl on over it, but I am still very self-conscious.
Yesterday I woke up to Molly licking my butt. I don't know what her reasoning was.
I was so disappointed to come to the office today and hear the voices of people I dislike. A lot.
Why do people think it's ok to have loud discussions in a small shared area?
I'm going to the Cubs game next Tuesday - schweeeeeeet.
Where do horses go when they die? Post the first thing you think of in the comments.
I seriously need to clean the house.
Mean people suck.
Inconsiderate people suck.
I'm in the middle of knitting mittens for my quasi-future-sister-in-law and I don't think they will look good with her winter coat. LK tells me I'm crazy, but what does she know, her feet smell like provolone cheese. And the despair of the masses.
I really wish I had stayed home today.
Or that I had a big bagel with a schmear. I saw a show on food network about bagels and realized I haven't had one in ages.
I just poked my festively plump tummy and realized it does not need a big bagel with a schmear. Theoretically I should be able to live off my tummy insulation for months.
Moochies smoochies to everyone.
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I'm wearing a tank top and forgot to shave the underarms this morning. I have a shrug/shawl on over it, but I am still very self-conscious.
I would be more self conscious of the j-lo shawl than the pitstubble...
Yesterday I woke up to Molly licking my butt. I don't know what her reasoning was.
Are you sure that wasn't John with a transmorgification spell...
I was so disappointed to come to the office today and hear the voices of people I dislike. A lot.
Were they there, or were you just hearing voices.
Why do people think it's ok to have loud discussions in a small shared area?
Guilty. I do this. My excuse... the Walkman.
I'm going to the Cubs game next Tuesday - schweeeeeeet.
After they lost a game on a passed-ball? That was the most pathetic thing I ever saw.
Where do horses go when they die? Post the first thing you think of in the comments.
Puppy Chow.
I seriously need to clean the house.
When your done, come do ours.
Mean people suck.
But most not well enough...
Inconsiderate people suck.
Because they don't consider sucking enough...
I'm in the middle of knitting mittens for my quasi-future-sister-in-law and I don't think they will look good with her winter coat. LK tells me I'm crazy, but what does she know, her feet smell like provolone cheese. And the despair of the masses.
At least they don't smell like fried chicken, or she'd be in a wheelchair by now...
I really wish I had stayed home today.
Leave. Go Home. Now!
Or that I had a big bagel with a schmear. I saw a show on food network about bagels and realized I haven't had one in ages.
Why would you want a bagel while geting a Pap done?
I just poked my festively plump tummy and realized it does not need a big bagel with a schmear. Theoretically I should be able to live off my tummy insulation for months.
Theoretically I could incinerate you all with my gaze, but that theory holds as much water as Intelligent Design.
Moochies smoochies to everyone.
Yay.
Carl -
It is NOT a JHo shawl!!!
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
Perhaps the Cubs suck, but damn do I need a day off.
Sometimes during a Pap, you need something to take your mind off the platypus.
You might be able to incinerate me with your gaze - you sure as heck couldn't do it with DOA2. BAAAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!
...LK tells me I'm crazy, but what does she know, her feet smell like provolone cheese. And the despair of the masses.
No, the despair of the masses is what happens when i remove my shoes on the airbus.
I prefer cream cheese on my bagels. What exactly is "schmear". It sounds like something you scrape out of the floor of a taxicab
INFIDELS. All of you. INFIDELS. Only infidels don't know what a schmear is. And how do you know what's scraped off taxi floors???
I believe if you are railing about the schmere, gentiles is the word you're looking for, not infidels.
Funny, I always expected you were of the People.
Horses go to heaven?
I guess they get to go too. What would be heaven for a horse? No fat people?
cillic- PUPPY CHOW! you are truly disturbed! (great answer, wish I'd though of it!)
My first thought was Purina... I actually have a friend who's family owns a farm in Michigan, and when horses die of old age, they do sell them for 'meat' usually pet food or other such uses... mmmm. mmmm.
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